A giant stain on a futon with so much man juice that pants reflect on the sheets?

I thought that I would die as a virgin, but thanks to the only special technique (massage), I succeeded in getting rid of virginity! My mother says, "My son's massage is just like a professional" in the park, so my mom visits me every day. if you're doing it, there's a huge frustration on the futon. I'm sorry, my wife has been rude to me!